Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
It's not so much that I'm giving her money because I threw up on her floor. It's more like I'm paying her to never ever mention it again.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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