Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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