Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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