Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
