Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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