i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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