he puts the penis in happiness.
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
