if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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