I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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