Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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