Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
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