Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
I'm at about main and main street
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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