My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
I feel like a drive thru vagina
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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