OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
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