The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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