sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
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