Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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