And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
No longer is one of my lifelong dreams to ride in a kangaroo pouch. You have eternally ruined that for me. Thank you.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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