I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
50% drunk capacity currently
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
If you break up with me one more time it's over.
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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