so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I can't put those talents on a resume
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
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