Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
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