no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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