God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
I hate political talk. I just wanna get fucked into an alternate universe where Bernie Sanders is president.
Randomize
