Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
Is it bad that I have more guilt over drunk eating Doritos than hooking up with my ex's best friend last night?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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