My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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