let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
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