But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
You're so easy to please, it's adorable. Like an alcoholic puppy.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
What's the point of bringing a Jack and Coke to work if my boss is just gonna piss and moan about me day drinking again?
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
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