Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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