Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
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