I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
drunk me just left notes all around the apt to remind shitfaced me that i have mashed potatoes in the fridge. do not take them down if you come home before me.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
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