Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
You said you couldn't use your body anymore so you made me push the buttons on your phone while you made alien sound effects
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
I tried to breakup with him by telling I had a threesome. He one upped me by saying he had a 5-some so I couldn’t do it.
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