Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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