What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
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