I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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