Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
where am i from again
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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