Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
On a scale of 1 to "bad descision", where does stealing my racist neighbors dog and giving him my roomates dildo for a chew toy rate?
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
I supernannyed him into submission
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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