She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
I couldn't drown my sorrows in an ocean of jack daniels. They may have scuba gear.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
My day in three words: secret purse cake
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
My hangover headache is somewhere in the Harry Potter scar neighborhood. I can now empathize with that poor bastard.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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