How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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