He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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