I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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