'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
Cant get off the floor. Need more beer. Send help.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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