so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
All the alcohol I spilled on myself must have acted as a disinfectant or something. I haven't showered in three days and I still don't have a staph infection from sleeping on the lawn with you.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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