I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Randomize
