So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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