We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
You've changed since you got that strap on
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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