I look better un-naked...
Just puked in a mcdonalds cup while driving. Didn't even swerve.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
I drank half a bottle of wine while watching the Olympics opening ceremonies. I catcalled at handsome athletes. Stop me.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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