That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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