I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
Do you think I should still be the condom fairy for Halloween even though I'll be like.. Almost 8 months pregnant?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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