So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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