I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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