My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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