i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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